I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi
“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”
but what if you were just blogging while murdering?
and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.
*whispers into the distance* mobile
*cackling into the night* queues
I want to prove my mum wrong
this has way less notes than it deserves
Im actually quite attractive if you stand far away enough