drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho)

1 week ago // 548,318 notes

y0urebeautiful:

i really fucking need someone. i’m so sick of being alone.

1 week ago // 16 notes

I was tagged by: thelastoftheurls

Name: Sofia.
Nickname: Occasionally Sof or Cleavage. Not much going on here.
Birthday: January 27th.
Gender: Female.
Sexuality: 99% straight. Kissed a girl, liked it. Sadly, she didn’t taste like cherry chapstick. 
Height: 175 cm.
Time zone: UTC+1.
What time and date is it there: 18:53, October 1st.
Average hours of sleep: If I don’t have to get up for anything special which is most of the time because HEYY I HAVE NO LIFE, then prolly around 10-11 hours. I like sleep. In my dreams I do stuff. In my dreams I meet people I haven’t seen in quite a while. Long gone friends, you are missed.

OTPs: Sherlock and Watson. Also, Sherlock and Moriarty.

First word to come to mind: Scrumptious.
Last thing I said to my family: Ja, jag tror det. (Yes, I believe so.)
One place that makes me happy and why: Visby, Gotland. Because it’s such a beautiful place.
How many blankets do I sleep under: Usually one. Two if it’s über cold.
Favorite beverage: Chai Latte.

2 weeks ago // 0 notes

supernaturalapocalypse:

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

Dean and Sam

(Source: ohawkguy)

2 weeks ago // 307,909 notes

fetusleader:

ctrl+alt+delete my face

(Source: diorgod)

1 month ago // 140,445 notes

joshpeck:

being sad every night wasn’t really how i pictured my life would be yet here we are

1 month ago // 17,669 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

1 month ago // 295,527 notes